remixsam,
I understand it's a big investment and your concerns about being "super bummed if I ruin these from DIY...".
However,
everyone here has at one point and time had the same concerns and have gone on in the spirit of DIY to be able to wear the badge (so to speak) and have the bragging rights to say I built these from scratch".
Having said that, if there is some reason why you can't,.. i.e Handicap, lack of hand eye coordination, or just plain having trouble due to age, I'm sure someone would be glad to step up and help you.
If that is not the case then as was previously mentioned, a little investment on a proper soldering station, and pic programmer would be in order. Then just take the plunge. Don't worry about it cause we've all been there and were all here to help.
There's a reason why we DIY and it's more than just cost savings.

Leon